The Scene: Wife opening gallon can of white paint in kitchen. Husband holding piece of half-eaten peanut butter on toast.
Husband: Wow, look at that! Can I smell it?
Wife: Just don't get any toast crumbs in it.
Husband leans to put nose close to paint, then inhales deeply.
Husband: Ahhh, volatile organic chemicals! It reminds me of my childhood.
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