Sunday, July 1, 2012

Actual dialogue from my house

The Scene: Wife opening gallon can of white paint in kitchen. Husband holding piece of half-eaten peanut butter on toast.

Husband: Wow, look at that! Can I smell it?

Wife: Just don't get any toast crumbs in it.

Husband leans to put nose close to paint, then inhales deeply.

Husband: Ahhh, volatile organic chemicals! It reminds me of my childhood.